Tuesday, January 13, 2015

If She's So Great

Hey guys! Something important needs to be shared here tonight. Okay, everyone know Raj? Okay, in those points when Leonard and I were broken up, he was introduced to Raj's sister Priya (blahhhh). She's this hot babe that everyone loves. So, basically Priya started to go out with Leonard. At first I said it was no big deal when Amy was telling me I'd be jealous. Then, she made a point that if Leonard hits it off with her, I'm never going back. I became panicked and did my best to ruin them. Amy said that Leonard has likely grown out of me because I was apart of his dumb past. I  said that Priya (blahhh) is the first viable girlfriend Leonard has ever had. Who wants to know the dictionary definition of viable? It means successful with business. I knew I wasn't successful, so I knew Leonard would rather be with someone that can actually help provide for life. Not some dump girl who sits around all day with nothing to do except think about her unsuccessful career. So, Priya and I had this terrible feud. Priya is this intelligent lawyer who can't take having to be patient. Stupid. I can be patient. And lawyers are stupid. Get this, Priya tried to break my friendship with Leonard because she feels it is un-necessary for us to be friends. You've gotta be kidding me?! Like a good best friend, Bernadette held no hatred toward Priya, but spied on her anyway! Yay! And wikia said out of all the people I've ever had a rival with, Priya was my biggest threat. Basically, I have a rival with her hugely. If I ever see Priya (BLAHHHH) again, I will die. Especially because Leonard and I are broken up, she'll take him out of my hands.


Okay, this video is 4 minutes. Don't watch the whole thing if you don't want. Only watch the first scene of me and Amy and Bernadette talking about what a idiot Priya is.


This is me crying to Amy because of stupid Priya. If I see her again, it'll be too soon.

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